The Oddly Boring History of April Fool’s Day
It saddens me to report that this is going to be my last article for SFL.media. I got an email stating that I am being hired by MS NOW to be on-air talent. They just really liked the things I had to say. They love that I am a groyper for Nick Fuentes. They love […]
Is This Really a Surprise? Three Arrested for Chaos at MIA on Frontier Airlines Plane
It was the perfect storm. Ghetto Airline mixed with ghetto passengers equals absolute CHAOS! Three Miami princesses were arrested at Miami International Airport over the weekend after being accused of not paying for a second carry-on bag and refusing to leave a plane they boarded, authorities said. The Frontier Airlines plane was heading to lovely […]
Meet Yitzhak Tshuva, The Israeli Billionaire Behind Las Olas Properties Sending Private Parking “Tickets” That Are Infuriating Drivers
The Billionaire Behind the Land And System Targeting Drivers “At the top, it’s global real estate. On the ground, it’s a camera, a timestamp, and a worthless demand for money not owed.” In South Florida, the experience has become familiar. You park in what looks like a normal lot off Las Olas or downtown Fort […]
Supreme Court Appears Skeptical of Donald Trump’s Challenge to Birthright Citizenship
Trump’s Birthright Citizenship Fight Heads to the Supreme Court And the Constitution Isn’t on His Side “This isn’t a policy debate. It’s a constitutional collision.” On January 20, 2025, within hours of returning to power, Donald Trump signed an executive order titled “Protecting the Meaning and Value of American Citizenship.” It immediately triggered one of […]
Consumer Warning: Parking Revenue Recovery Services – Do Not Pay
Florida’s Private Parking Corporations Are Acting Like Fake Police “These aren’t tickets. They’re fake invoices dressed up like law.” Across South Florida, drivers are opening their mail to find something that looks unmistakably official, a citation, a violation notice, a demand for payment. It comes with photos, barcodes, deadlines, and the kind of language most […]
Philadelphia Business Confronts Mystery Shipment of 600 French Onion Dips
Unexpected Delivery Shocks Small Business A small Philadelphia food business was left scrambling when an enormous and entirely unsolicited shipment of French onion dip arrived at its storefront. MacMart, a popular mac and cheese stand located in Center City, received 600 tubs of Heluva Good French onion dip with no prior warning. Owner Marti Lieberman […]
Religious Nuts: BSO Fire Rescue Lieutenant & Wife Accused of Abuse of 12-year-old Child in Broward
These types of stories always piss me off. It is one thing to read or hear about children being abused. It is another when it is at the hands of their own parents. And it is even worse when these parents use “religious practices” or “religion” as the excuse or reason for why they do […]
American Journalist Kidnapped in Iraq
American Journalist Shelly Kittleson Kidnapped An experienced American journalist was kidnapped in Baghdad, Iraq, on March 31, 2026, in a high-profile incident that has drawn international attention and intensified concerns about militia violence and risks to foreign correspondents in the region. Iraqi authorities confirmed the kidnapping and identified her as Shelly Kittleson, an American freelance […]
Kentucky Powerball Winner Faces Third Arrest Months After Jackpot Windfall
Kentucky Powerball Winner Arrested James Farthing, a Kentucky man who won a $167.3 million jackpot from Powerball last April, has been arrested for the third time since collecting his winnings, according to law enforcement records. The latest incident adds to a growing pattern of legal issues that have unfolded in the months following his sudden […]
Gas Prices Top $4, Putting DoorDash Drivers Under Pressure
Rising Fuel Costs Are Shrinking Gig Income Gas prices climbing above $4 a gallon in at least 13 states are creating immediate financial pressure for gig workers, especially those driving for DoorDash. For many, what once served as a reliable side hustle is quickly becoming unsustainable. Delivery drivers are now watching a larger portion of […]
South Florida Investor Accused of Exploiting Disabled Senior in Alleged Condo Theft Scheme
Investor Condo Theft Scheme A South Florida real estate investor is now facing serious felony charges after investigators say he orchestrated a calculated scheme to steal a condominium from a vulnerable elderly man suffering from dementia, then forced him into substandard living conditions while profiting off the sale. According to law enforcement, the alleged victim […]
Armin van Buuren Live at Ultra Miami 2026 — ASOT Worldwide Stage
Armin van Buuren at Ultra Miami 2026, A Masterclass in Control, Emotion, and Legacy “In a festival built on chaos, Armin van Buuren still delivers control.” At Ultra Miami 2026, amid a lineup stacked with trend driven sounds and fast-moving sets, Armin van Buuren stepped onto the Worldwide Stage and did something few artists can […]
Should Tomorrowland, Insomniac Events, and Other Global Festivals Get a Chance to Bid Before Miami Locks in a 20 Year Deal with Ultra?
Miami’s Ultra Deal Raises a Bigger Question: Who Controls Public Land and Why Was There No Competition? “If this is truly the best deal for Miami, why wasn’t it put out to bid?” That question is now driving a growing legal and political fight over Bayfront Park, one of the most valuable public spaces in […]
A Washington D.C. Princess Visits Disney to See the Other Princesses
We all know that these people in Washington, D.C. don’t care about us. We should all know that their whole point is to get elected to office, not only to have an easy job, but to gain significantly financially from it. They are also extremely tone deaf. They can’t read a room to save their […]
Ron DeSantis and Ileana Garcia Are Why You’re Getting Fake Parking Tickets and Being Harassed by Collections for Money You Don’t Legally Owe
Florida Legalized “Private Parking Tickets” Ileana Garcia Backed the Law That Blocked Cities Like Fort Lauderdale From Protecting Locals “What used to be called predatory is now protected by law, thanks to Ron DeSantis and Ileana Garcia, Florida politicians who put corporations above the people they represent.” – Patrick Zarrelli Across South Florida, drivers are […]
Handcuffed Woman Wiggles Out of Police Custody Through Open Car Window with Clueless Cops Just Feet Away
Michigan Woman Wriggled out of Police Cruiser A routine police encounter in Michigan has turned into a viral moment after a handcuffed woman managed to escape from the back of a patrol car, slipping through a partially open window while officers were nearby. The incident, captured on video by a bystander, has sparked widespread attention […]