It saddens me to report that this is going to be my last article for SFL.media. I got an email stating that I am being hired by MS NOW to be on-air talent. They just really liked the things I had to say. They love that I am a groyper for Nick Fuentes. They love my stances on George Floyd. They told me that they were always looking for a fat, Jewish writer turned commentator, and I fit the bill. And then those sons of bitches ended the email with the famous words that made my heart sink. It said “April Fool’s Day”. Nooooooooo Waaaaaaaaay!
I learned that April Fools’ Day has a pretty murky history. Some of the earliest references to it come from 16th-century Europe. One popular theory links it to France, after they switched from the Julian calendar to the Gregorian calendar. People who were slow to catch on to the change were called “April Fools”. Over time, it spread across Europe and eventually globally, becoming a day of pranks and good-natured trickery. So, it’s kind of a mix of cultural shifts and just people having fun over centuries!
