Every crazy story out of Florida starts with “Florida Man…” This story has a little twist. This time, it is all about his wife, “Florida Woman”. And honestly, this story is going to piss you off. Because it is all about what 31-year-old Nicolette Keough peed on, driving up your Airbnb maintenance costs.
Keough, a Florida skank, has been arrested for “allegedly” urinating on and damaging thousands of dollars’ worth of items in two separate Airbnb rentals.
The owner of both Airbnbs filed a criminal complaint with the Pensacola Police Department on March 15th after receiving a message from someone on the platform claiming a guest (Keough) had peed on multiple items at her property.
The owner told police that an antique Crown Royal chair, rug, typewriter, four dining room chairs, coffee maker, bed, TV, record player, toaster and electric fireplace were damaged, amounting to $3,980 in losses.
Keough is also accused of urinating at another Airbnb property owned by the same person on the same street. According to the police report, the owner discovered several items damaged, including rugs, a chair and accent wall, totaling another $1,375 in damages.
The owner reported a strong odor of urine in the residence and documented the damage with photos, according to the criminal complaint.
After being tipped off through the Airbnb app that her guest was urinating on multiple items in her units, the rental owner found the shocking pee-for-cash videos posted on an “adult content website,” the court documents said. The site(s) were not disclosed.
“There was a young lady inside making money in a very unusual way that damaged somebody else’s property,” said Pensacola officer Mike Wood.
Keough was arrested on a charge of felony criminal mischief (damage to property). She was reportedly booked and later released on bond.
An Airbnb spokesperson put out the following, as I’m quite certain they have never had to cover this before.
“This kind of behavior has no place on Airbnb. We’ve removed the guest from our platform and are continuing to assist the host with their reimbursement request through our AirCover damage protection for hosts. Property damage incidents during Airbnb stays are rare, and our hosts are backed by our 24/7 global Community Support and AirCover, which are included with every reservation.”
Airbnb told The Post in a statement that Keough has since been barred from the rental platform.
The most interesting thing about this story is that there is somehow, someway, a fetish site where men will pay money to watch a woman piss on inanimate objects. What has truly happened to us as a species? Rumor has it that it is mostly dogs that are paying to watch this. As we know, dogs like to mark and pee on things. So it makes perfect sense that they would get off to this sort of content.
